: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.