Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head