Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood