Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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