it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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