Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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