I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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