So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I deserve this hangover.
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