You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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