Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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