just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My feet surprised me
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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