Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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