why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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