the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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