Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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