We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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