youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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