belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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