I cut my penus on the lid.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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