Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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