The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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