if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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