if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
is it fun? or sober?
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