I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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