I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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