K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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