I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door