I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.