I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
tell me about the fingering
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