Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island