Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
