so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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