It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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