Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I deserve this hangover.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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