The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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