naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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