No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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