the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum