Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Randomize
