I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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