If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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