you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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