i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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