Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?