I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!