so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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