when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip