Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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