She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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