the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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