i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Randomize