question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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