Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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